sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
"Doesn’t everyone go to two years of school before kindergarten?!" the incredulous privileged white boy cries as he takes another sip from his juice box
I love posts like this because I can look back at all the retarded things I’ve ever said and think, “At least I never said anything that stupid.”
So when I went to the apple store to make sure my battery was okay the guy who helped me with my mac was all nice and teasy. When he saw my background he’s like “Oh is that your boyfriend?” And we laughed about it.
For reference this:
Is my background.
I may have been laughing with him but I was crying on the inside