have you accepted kaworu-kun as your personal lord and savior?

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this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via ffuwaffuwa)

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police officer:  you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:  whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:  haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

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