have you accepted kaworu-kun as your personal lord and savior?



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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.

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Chester Bennington (via koreyan)

yeah linkin park definitely wasted my time with their last few albums

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fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

(via soild-sanek)



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touch my pizza and buy me butt

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via jesuschristvevo)



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lepreax:

literallysame:

why does everyone on this website hate mayo I literally lick mayo off the knife when I’m making a sandwich lmao

lmayo xD

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