oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny
people with hot icons and no face page are the reason i cry at night
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im so fucking angry
when u make hot chocolate and take it out of te microwave and the handle is 2000 degrees i created u i gave u life why must u hurt me